"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Do you think it helps a fat chick to show cleavage?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ALL women, fat or thin usually show off their assets. More so when single…
She still thinks she’s hot btw …
 

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I was reading this, and I don't see how this really helps; she still looks like a refrigerator. :eek:
In this particular case, I don't think it helps because her breasts look saggy even when supported, and those legs look like industrial equipment. But generally speaking, I think it might help fat girls to show some cleavage, because large breasts are often one of the few things they have going for them. If someone is horny enough, they might bite.
 

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Often online they photograph them from about to cover their fupas.
 

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I´ver seen whales with great tits, beautiful faces, great skin, but it doesnt matter because even with all that they still dont pass the boner test. I can only speak for myself ofc but many thirsty guys out there.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I have a big girl fetish. I loved banging them. Did it a bit in my 20s. The pvssy just felt better than skinny girls. Problem was I could never get it back up for a second round. That and I never wanted to be seen with them outside of the bedroom.

I still love me some Jill Scott. I would destroy her.
 

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I don't trust men who f*ck fat women.
 
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Depends how much fat. Here there is no tightness and they sag, showing her lack of health and youth. There are girls with a little extra and chubby ones that still have a tight body overall. The picrel in OP shows desperate measures.
 

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Depends how much fat. Here there is no tightness and they sag, showing her lack of health and youth. There are girls with a little extra and chubby ones that still have a tight body overall.
I would agree with that. One woman from my youth who still keeps popping into my head fits that description. But that tightness is a product of youth, and I'd have to say their shelf life is probably pretty short.
 

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I have a big girl fetish. I loved banging them. Did it a bit in my 20s. The pvssy just felt better than skinny girls. Problem was I could never get it back up for a second round. That and I never wanted to be seen with them outside of the bedroom.

I still love me some Jill Scott. I would destroy her.
This Jill Scott? o_O

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I would agree with that. One woman from my youth who still keeps popping into my head fits that description. But that tightness is a product of youth, and I'd have to say their shelf life is probably pretty short.
Yes, the gals that were precocious looked great at age 14, but they seem to all get round by 24.
 

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Yes, the gals that were precocious looked great at age 14, but they seem to all get round by 24.
I was thinking more along the lines of 23 vs. 29, but people are more obese now than when I was in my twenties.
 

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I admit to hwp thick ones being in my past. Often great lays, as long as there aren’t rolls…
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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