Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
That's ridiculous.Do you have to ghost her?
Lmao..."Obviously we both know what YOU are interested in...but thanks for noticing." And give her a smirkDo you stop being attractive when a girl sees that your fly is down?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
But, but, but, but, but, but...But what if I just didn't notice at all and walked away with my fly down. LOL
Kinda like nobody on the board noticed you are a troll?? LmaoBut what if I just didn't notice at all and walked away with my fly down. LOL
I have a feeling you stop being attractive when you open your mouth or send a text...try not to do either one with the ladies...lmaoDo you stop being attractive when a girl sees that your fly is down?
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Troll.Now you are just being cruel. This is a serious case of my fly being down. You need to respect the situation.
Probably because she noticed it was so small, lmaoShe was looking at me and laughing, so she wants to bang me.