"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Do you say I Love You ?

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Hello the friends, I am new, I hope that you will accept to me by you them guy ;)

So is necessary it veiled to say to him I love you? if it is yes, and well at which frequencies the friends and thank you for your answer in advance ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by MondeLibre

So is necessary it veiled to say to him I love you?
Ahh I guess so. But this isn't really the site to talk about that lol.

Have no idea what the rest of your post means
 

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Originally posted by MondeLibre
Hello the friends, I am new, I hope that you will accept to me by you them guy ;)

So is necessary it veiled to say to him I love you? if it is yes, and well at which frequencies the friends and thank you for your answer in advance ;)
wtf? i get what you are trying to ask by the title, but what is up with the post, is this modern day shakespear or somthing? if you are using a translator, then find a better one because what you wrote hardly makes any sense at all.
 

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D*MN THOSE TRANSLATORS!!!!!!:p
 

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Yoda, is that you?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MondeLibre

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Sorry but i haven't found a good translator!

my question it's : let us must say itself to him 'I Love You" ?
 

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Originally posted by MondeLibre
my question it's : let us must say itself to him 'I Love You" ?
Well that definitely clears things up.
 

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my question it's : let us must say itself to him 'I Love You" ?
Well that definitely clears things up.

I'm sorry but that's just funny right there I don't care who ya are. :D
 

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i think this is a girl not a guy, keeps saying do we need to tell HIM i love you
 

MondeLibre

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No i'm a guy but i'm not very good in English and i make some mystake!

my first post translate in french is :

Salut les amis, je suis nouveau, j'espère que vous allez m'accepter parmis vous les gars ;)

Voila, faut-il lui dire je t'aime? si c'est oui, et bien à quelle fréquences les amis et merci de votre réponse d'avance ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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diplomatic_lie

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Dumme Französin.

By the way, if you can't speak English, how did you figure out what this site is about?
 

MondeLibre

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warum sagst du das!!?? ich bin nicht dumm! ich weiss nichts English spreche!
 

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maybe you 2 should talk via private messages instead!
 

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Let us must say itself "I Love You" to our partner ?

You understand this question?
 

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i think shes asking if its important for her to say i love you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you cant understand English, you wont be able to read any of the replies. Try some French romance site or ask some bum on the streets of La Rochelle or something.

But since you can't understand English, there's no point, eh? Homosexuel? Oui? Francias? No speako Francais!

Verstehen Sie?
 

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Le penis est entre dans ma bouche. J ai eu le sexe avec votre mere.
 

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lol orchloch! du bist besser in franzosich als ich in english looooool
 

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Du musst nichts sagst....."ich liebe du".
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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