"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Do You P.U.I?

Señor Fingers

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I remember chatting with Pook briefly a long time ago and he mentioned to me his penchant for whiskey and writing. Our beloved cheerleader and mascot, LMS has also been known to Post Under the Influence.

I wont lie, I've definitely posted while toking on a little something something.

So come clean guys. What's your favorite posting poison?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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War Against Betaism

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Bacardi watermelon and Jose Guevara
 

DavenJuan

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blewjob under the desk...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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magnet7

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Señor Fingers said:
I wont lie, I've definitely posted while toking on a little something something.
Of course because you're a troll with multiple usernames. :crackup:
 

Obsidian

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haven't done much of this, but if Pook does it, I guess I should start
 

Deep Dish

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What greater pleasure than red wine.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MacAvoy

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I've posted under the influence of alcohol but I was so messed up that no one understood my thread (thank god)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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thehexman

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I live in white wine region, and some of my female friends own / will own wine estates. Go figure....
 

Paper Man

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Deep Dish said:
What greater pleasure than good red wine.
There you go. I am not a big fan of red wine, but a nice, really old bottle of Porto is never wrong. :)

Not that I'm a connaisseur (far from it!) but I've always been more of a white wine guy.
 
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