"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do You P.U.I?

Señor Fingers

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I remember chatting with Pook briefly a long time ago and he mentioned to me his penchant for whiskey and writing. Our beloved cheerleader and mascot, LMS has also been known to Post Under the Influence.

I wont lie, I've definitely posted while toking on a little something something.

So come clean guys. What's your favorite posting poison?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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War Against Betaism

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Bacardi watermelon and Jose Guevara
 

DavenJuan

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blewjob under the desk...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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magnet7

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Señor Fingers said:
I wont lie, I've definitely posted while toking on a little something something.
Of course because you're a troll with multiple usernames. :crackup:
 

Obsidian

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haven't done much of this, but if Pook does it, I guess I should start
 

Deep Dish

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What greater pleasure than red wine.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MacAvoy

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I've posted under the influence of alcohol but I was so messed up that no one understood my thread (thank god)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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thehexman

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I live in white wine region, and some of my female friends own / will own wine estates. Go figure....
 

Paper Man

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Deep Dish said:
What greater pleasure than good red wine.
There you go. I am not a big fan of red wine, but a nice, really old bottle of Porto is never wrong. :)

Not that I'm a connaisseur (far from it!) but I've always been more of a white wine guy.
 
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