spesmilitis
Master Don Juan
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Anyone know? If so, all you have to do is indicate it when you reregister to vote, right?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ValleyDJing said:pompous dousche bag .
You just replied to yourself ???ValleyDJing said:Coming from the biggest one I know! Hows that for irony kids?!
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Falcon said:You just replied to yourself ???
Either you don't keep up with current events or you're bush supporter in denial. It is still seems unlikely at this point in time but he has been surging as of lately.Deus ex Pianoforte said:Ron Paul? :crackup: You won't have to worry about closed or open primaries if you're going to vote for Ron Paul. It'll be the same result either way: he won't get the nomination.
LOLDeus ex Pianoforte said:The guy's an Osama bin Laden sympathizer, dude. He's a joke candidate.
I don't trust stangers from internet, but I do believe you value your sosuave honor. How about a signature wager?Deus ex Pianoforte said:You have PayPal? Care to place a small wager on this?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Like I said, I won't take bets from stangers on net. Let me know if you like the sig idea.Deus ex Pianoforte said:Laugh all you want, he's the one that was defending the leader of Al-Qaeda. I personally don't find that all that amusing, but whatever blows your hair back...
Nah. Trust doesn't enter the equation because you have nothing to lose if I don't pay up (which I would gladly do). How about $100? If he gets the nomination, you get $100. If he gets the presidency, I'll fork over another $200. If he doesn't get the nomination, you only have to pay up an even $100.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Do explain. Or are you just using the standard republican/Fox News tactic of attacking someone who doesn't suck Bush's d1ck by taking something he said completely out of context and desperately focusing entirely on that?Deus ex Pianoforte said:The guy's an Osama bin Laden sympathizer, dude. He's a joke candidate.
No better than Fox News telling the idiotic masses to vote neocon for reasons the idiotic masses have no clue about. IF U VOTE DEMOCRAT THE TERRORISTS AR GUNNA GIT YOO. WMDS! FAIR AND BALANCED!Ron Paul's supporters send out mass facebook msgs telling kids to vote for Ron Paul in online polls.