"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you not had sex with a woman at all and thought about the possiblity of being a queer?

Have you not been laid in such a long time that you wonder?

Do you think you're turning into a homo?

Does your brother constantly state that you dress like a butt lover?

Well now YOU can tell if you are a homo by doing this:

After you get done whacking off to pictures of Crissy Moran or Paris Hilton, go wash your hands and then look at your palms, specifically your fingers, or better yet, your index and ring fingers. Normally and generally(this is not totally 100% accurate but its damn near close)males have an index and ring finger that are just about the same size BUT, the RING finger is slightly longer than the INDEX finger just slightly..if you're fingers are this way stop reading and go back to practicing your hand to gland combat tactics. On the other hand if you find that your INDEX finger is longer than your RING finger....You probably have homosexual tendencies and are gay and you will die of AIDS(disregard the last few words)..

On a serious note, its an interesting thing I read about today on a site about finding sexual tendencies and other behavioral traits in us through the observation of our fingers,,its all sort of related to palmistry,.....so overall take it with a grain of salt.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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diplomatic_lies

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You do realise only women and gay guys believe in palmistry, right?
 

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I could never find the male figure more attractive than the female figure....
 

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That's science at its best right there, let me tell you.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Bible Belt hit the nail on the head.

Generally speaking, the more testosterone a person has, the longer their ring finger is compared to their index finger.

Most women's index fingers will be longer than their ring fingers, but find a woman who has a stronger build and plays a lot of hard sports, and the chances are her ring finger is longer than her index.
 

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I think its all b.s.

I just tried it on my hands and realized that depending how you flex your hand, palm open, either one is the longest. And if you do it unflexed, well then your hand closes.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anyway, the only finger useful to a man is the middle finger!
 

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that finding's from a while back. it was cited in a psychology mag from forever ago. old news.
 

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**** guys!! I'm a goner. My index finger is longer than my ring finger and I'm going to die of AIDS :(
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mitch_Mustain said:
Have you not had sex with a woman at all and thought about the possiblity of being a queer?
Hell no. If you're homo... you were born that way. Many studies on this.

Have you not been laid in such a long time that you wonder?
I wonder lots of things.. but then I realize that its a waste of time so I get back to reality and work my ass of at work, in the gym and in my free time.

Do you think you're turning into a homo?
You cannot turn homo. You either are or you're not.

Does your brother constantly state that you dress like a butt lover?
You're brother wants your ass. He is gay.

Well now YOU can tell if you are a homo by doing this:

After you get done whacking off to pictures of Crissy Moran or Paris Hilton, go wash your hands and then look at your palms, specifically your fingers, or better yet, your index and ring fingers. Normally and generally(this is not totally 100% accurate but its damn near close)males have an index and ring finger that are just about the same size BUT, the RING finger is slightly longer than the INDEX finger just slightly..if you're fingers are this way stop reading and go back to practicing your hand to gland combat tactics. On the other hand if you find that your INDEX finger is longer than your RING finger....You probably have homosexual tendencies and are gay and you will die of AIDS(disregard the last few words)..

On a serious note, its an interesting thing I read about today on a site about finding sexual tendencies and other behavioral traits in us through the observation of our fingers,,its all sort of related to palmistry,.....so overall take it with a grain of salt.
Palmistry is bull****.
 

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
Hell no. If you're homo... you were born that way. Many studies on this.

I disagree

I could choose to be with guys if i wanted to.

I don't want to. So I choose not to.

But I beleive some people are messed up and choose to.

Some are probably born gay.
 

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three12 said:
I disagree

I could choose to be with guys if i wanted to.

I don't want to. So I choose not to.

But I beleive some people are messed up and choose to.

Some are probably born gay.
Haha, you have to be kidding me. So you'll force yourself to get it up when you're with a guy just because you think you want to? You could physically have sex with a guy but deep down you aren't programmed to be that way. It still wouldn't make you gay though. You would be weird, but not gay.
 

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it aint like i'm going to do it..

for example though, if someone wanted to have anal sex with me, and the $$$$ were right, i'd let them.
 

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Gayness is somewhat of a choice.

I knew this one guy who turned gay at like 8 because he was fudge packed by his cousin or something, and he liked it so he turned gay. Now I'm not saying for guys to go out and have sex with each other just to see if they'd like it or not. Cause I mean that's like if someone told me to go hammer nails into my balls just to see if it would hurt. I'm not absolutely sure it would hurt, but there's a pretty good chance that it would.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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