"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do you have any Pets?

Do you have any Pets?

  • Cat

    Votes: 13 50.0%
  • Dog

    Votes: 11 42.3%
  • Bird

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Rodent (mouse, rabbit(?), hampster)

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Horse

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Fish

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Other - please specify

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • NO PETS

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • Total voters
    26

darkstarrr

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Found this article today about a Parrot who was honored as a hero after yelling mama baby mama baby when the little girl started choking. Pretty amusing. I can't imagine the phrases my Parrot would pick up if I ever got one. I wouldn't be able to have company.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29858577/?gt1=43001

So.. do you have any Pets?
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Maxtro

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Heh, trying again I see.
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When I lived with my grandmother she had two Havanese dogs

Now living with roommates I don't have any pets.

When I get my own house I would love to get a Serval

BTW I voted this time :D
 

piranha45

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fish.
 

AAAgent

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i was just going to say the same thing, how do you leave out the pet that most families have. A fish.
 

The Bat

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Never had one, and don't plan on having one.

If I want companionship, I'll buy a bottle of gin and put on some funny ass TV shows like Arrested Development.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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speed dawg

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60 lb. boxer and a 25 lb. Maine Coon cat.

Planning on getting a German Shepherd soon.
 

OzyBoy

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I used to have pets when living with my parents but i have none since i moved out. I might get another pet when i get my own place, hopefully a little later this year. :crazy:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Analyzeit

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once met a chick that was allergic to my cat lol it didn't work out i need my pu$sy



so the cat had to go
 

Bible_Belt

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Nice looking dogs. How much will a registered one run me?

Thanks. I paid $200 for the male on the left, and $400 for the female on the right. Both are AKC registered, but the female has some extra special genes. She is two generations from a Hungarian V1 champion. The best dog in Hungary gets a V1 rating about every three years or so.

Breeders of top shepherds are usually police officers, train dogs for the police, or both. The most expensive dogs in my area are $1200-$1600, but I don't think they are any better than my $400 female.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Captain Harlock

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Analyzeit said:
once met a chick that was allergic to my cat lol it didn't work out i need my pu$sy



so the cat had to go
you kicked your cat out because of some ho?

pathetic.

cat and dog (sarplaninac) owner myself. No way some woman will ever be able to get them out.
 

3countriesPlan

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magickarl said:
I have a squirrel
Very nice.. I knew some dude who had a squirrel before.. I've only had gerbils.. (ya haha I know the jokes) I wanted a dog when I was a kid, my parents told me they had a suprise one day and I ran downstairs expecting to find a doberman waiting for me and instead it was a cage with two gerbils inside looking at me like I was about to murder them. Man that pissed me off..

But they were pretty cool little creatures for the most part.. when they died I even had a gerbil funeral complete with a priest ( my grandfather was a priest)
haha
 

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we own 3 of the most beautiful american eskimos.
i bred them and had 2 litters of pups at the same time.
right afterwards, my daughter had a really bad asthma attack that landed us in the icu for 5 days.
her allergy test came back and we found out she was allergic.
now my beautiful doggies live with my mother , far far away....

i miss my doggies :(
 

TheEnergizer

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Analyzeit said:
once met a chick that was allergic to my cat lol it didn't work out i need my pu$sy



so the cat had to go
rofl haha

did anyone even get that??

i have fish. thinkin about getting a dog though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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