"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Do you have any Pets?

Do you have any Pets?

  • Cat

    Votes: 13 50.0%
  • Dog

    Votes: 11 42.3%
  • Bird

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Rodent (mouse, rabbit(?), hampster)

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Horse

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Fish

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Other - please specify

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • NO PETS

    Votes: 2 7.7%

  • Total voters
    26

darkstarrr

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Found this article today about a Parrot who was honored as a hero after yelling mama baby mama baby when the little girl started choking. Pretty amusing. I can't imagine the phrases my Parrot would pick up if I ever got one. I wouldn't be able to have company.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29858577/?gt1=43001

So.. do you have any Pets?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Maxtro

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Heh, trying again I see.
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When I lived with my grandmother she had two Havanese dogs

Now living with roommates I don't have any pets.

When I get my own house I would love to get a Serval

BTW I voted this time :D
 

piranha45

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fish.
 

AAAgent

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i was just going to say the same thing, how do you leave out the pet that most families have. A fish.
 

The Bat

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Never had one, and don't plan on having one.

If I want companionship, I'll buy a bottle of gin and put on some funny ass TV shows like Arrested Development.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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speed dawg

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60 lb. boxer and a 25 lb. Maine Coon cat.

Planning on getting a German Shepherd soon.
 

OzyBoy

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I used to have pets when living with my parents but i have none since i moved out. I might get another pet when i get my own place, hopefully a little later this year. :crazy:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Analyzeit

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once met a chick that was allergic to my cat lol it didn't work out i need my pu$sy



so the cat had to go
 

Bible_Belt

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Nice looking dogs. How much will a registered one run me?

Thanks. I paid $200 for the male on the left, and $400 for the female on the right. Both are AKC registered, but the female has some extra special genes. She is two generations from a Hungarian V1 champion. The best dog in Hungary gets a V1 rating about every three years or so.

Breeders of top shepherds are usually police officers, train dogs for the police, or both. The most expensive dogs in my area are $1200-$1600, but I don't think they are any better than my $400 female.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Captain Harlock

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Analyzeit said:
once met a chick that was allergic to my cat lol it didn't work out i need my pu$sy



so the cat had to go
you kicked your cat out because of some ho?

pathetic.

cat and dog (sarplaninac) owner myself. No way some woman will ever be able to get them out.
 

3countriesPlan

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magickarl said:
I have a squirrel
Very nice.. I knew some dude who had a squirrel before.. I've only had gerbils.. (ya haha I know the jokes) I wanted a dog when I was a kid, my parents told me they had a suprise one day and I ran downstairs expecting to find a doberman waiting for me and instead it was a cage with two gerbils inside looking at me like I was about to murder them. Man that pissed me off..

But they were pretty cool little creatures for the most part.. when they died I even had a gerbil funeral complete with a priest ( my grandfather was a priest)
haha
 

penkitten

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we own 3 of the most beautiful american eskimos.
i bred them and had 2 litters of pups at the same time.
right afterwards, my daughter had a really bad asthma attack that landed us in the icu for 5 days.
her allergy test came back and we found out she was allergic.
now my beautiful doggies live with my mother , far far away....

i miss my doggies :(
 

TheEnergizer

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Analyzeit said:
once met a chick that was allergic to my cat lol it didn't work out i need my pu$sy



so the cat had to go
rofl haha

did anyone even get that??

i have fish. thinkin about getting a dog though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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