TedJustAdmitIt
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Her: Do you have a gf?
You: Nobody full-time.
You: Nobody full-time.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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"do you have a girlfriend?"
"yes, but i cheat on her all the time"
"yes, but i cheat on her all the time"
Might not get the responce ur looking for...
Laterz...
And what if she is the type of girl that will lose respect for u BECAUSE of the fact that you would cheat on your gf? .. I personaly wouldnt go with giving the impression that you cheat on your gf, rather stick to the "keep her guessing" technique with some C&F... but thats just me
Laterz...
equitas,
Mind can say that because hes got the body of a statue. Women will submit to that and take whatever he says as the way it is. Heck, I bet they were hoping he'd say something like that!
That is why it is always a good thing to go to the gym and bulk up.
Of course, there is the occasion that MoM is being sarcastic here, and thats fine. I still think he could get away with it nonetheless.
For us non-huge guys, I'd say that for someone to say something like that you'd have to be very charismatic and powerful, and even then it would depend on the girl you're talking to.
Mind can say that because hes got the body of a statue. Women will submit to that and take whatever he says as the way it is. Heck, I bet they were hoping he'd say something like that!
That is why it is always a good thing to go to the gym and bulk up.
Of course, there is the occasion that MoM is being sarcastic here, and thats fine. I still think he could get away with it nonetheless.
For us non-huge guys, I'd say that for someone to say something like that you'd have to be very charismatic and powerful, and even then it would depend on the girl you're talking to.
MindOverMatter
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haha, it's not that guys. i've never once said that without getting a laugh in return, due to the fact the line is so despicable that no person would be honest enough to admit something like that. hence it has to be a joke.
and if you were dishonest enough to cheat on your girl, you wouldn't be honest enough to admit this since it would screw up your chances of laying this girl.
it's like when a person asks you what you do for a living, and you tell them you deal heroin to school children. even if it is true, no one's gonna believe you.
and if you were dishonest enough to cheat on your girl, you wouldn't be honest enough to admit this since it would screw up your chances of laying this girl.
it's like when a person asks you what you do for a living, and you tell them you deal heroin to school children. even if it is true, no one's gonna believe you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
ABBOT NO MORE AFC
ABBOTT, she had the hotts for you...that's right!
She was interested in you and wanted to know if you were taken!
Why the hell did it weird you out! CAUSE YOU WERE BEING AFC!
ABBOTT, she had the hotts for you...that's right!
She was interested in you and wanted to know if you were taken!
Why the hell did it weird you out! CAUSE YOU WERE BEING AFC!
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: "That all depends.... What exactly do you mean by girlfriend?"
Me: "That all depends.... What exactly do you mean by girlfriend?"