"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do you ever pretend your someone else?

avrilishot

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I read this book about half a year ago. and it was saying to boost your confidence find a character like in a movie you like. and act like him. and I guess its suppost to help you out. so does anyone here ever do that? also what do you think of this idea?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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What I do is picture the ideal person I want to be, and really think long and hard about how I walk, talk, behave and interract with others.

I then try and act like that person. After a while, it's no longer an act... it become who I am.

I don't want to be someone else... only the best ME i can be.
 

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Sometimes I act like the crack head from chapelles show...doesn't really aid me in scamming on the ladies, but makes for a good laugh though:crackup:
 

italostud

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I do a pretty good Tony Montana impression, so sometimes I do the persona around friends to make them laugh.
 

dice

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I do this alot and always have. Especially movies or if i see someone who is a social master I will immitate them. It definately gives you unbeleivable confidence. Ex - I saw Mr and Mrs Smith before going to a party and I really felt like I was brad pitt at the party. I was 10x more confident then I wouldve been otherwise. However, it becomes a problem when you aren't immitating and you are unsure how to act as yourself.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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penkitten

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i pretend to be all different people when i troll the herpes chat board.
sometimes its boring so i go liven it up a bit.
 

DrMetallica

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At this one party I was speaking in an English accent and when girls would say "ohhhh I love your accent, where are you from?" I'd say I live in a boat just west of England, in the sea.

Man that was a fun party.
 

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I sometimes pretend I'm doctoroxygen when I don't feel like getting laid.
 

oakraiderz2

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WHen i get pulled over i pretend to be a white guy. If someone ones to fight i transform into jet li. Im pretty sweet, i can turn into anyone.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i think were one bad joke away from having this added to the archive as the corniest thread ever. too bad cuz it was a good topic.
 

SamePendo

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Whenever somebody who starts a conversation with me and I don't want to ever see them again, I pretend to be somebody else.

My name is Sebastian Moreno.

Cool huh?
 

diplomatic_lies

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Originally posted by penkitten
i pretend to be all different people when i troll the herpes chat board.
sometimes its boring so i go liven it up a bit.
When I meet girls with herpes, I pretend I'm running away very fast. No wait, I actually do.
 

Centaurion

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bwhahaha trolling the herpes chat board!!! hahahahaqhahahahhaahahahah


that made my day.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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InsidiousNstinct

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The crack head character that Dave plays is named Tyrone....Craaaaaack rocks anyone...?:p
 
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