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Do you choose your café based on the amount of clothing the barristas have?

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Reminds me of the Mythbusters episode where they showed that larger breasts resulted in bigger tips (even from women).
On a related note, I'm sure I've spent more than my share of time drooling over Kari Byron.

 

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There is one in my old city. It used to be a trailer towed around town and parked on the side of the road, now they have an actual shop. Never been, but I’ll check it out next time I’m in town and report back if anyone is interested.
 

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I choose my curry house by the amount of illegal immigrants they've got working out back.
I choose my clothes shop by how close it is to my house.
I choose my gas station by whether or not there's any flames in the logo.

Of course I don't do any of these, if you're that bothered start drinking at Hooters.
You should use places because you like the services or products on offer dude.
Not because their work uniform shows cleavage.
 

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I live in the world capital of the bikini barista, which is shocking since it's also SJW central. Coffee there costs more than it does at starbucks, therefore I don't go because the chicks are usually not really worth looking at.
 

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I like Hooters, Twin Peaks, and all breastaurants. I think bikini baristas are great and would go if I ever had interest in going to coffee shops.

It's good to go to these occasionally but don't go too often otherwise you're just another customer simp. If you meet a friend or two at Twin Peaks a couple times a year, that's ok. Better than whacking off to porn at home. It's not a good idea to be an orbiter or a simp to a breastaurant worker.
 

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I choose my curry house by the amount of illegal immigrants they've got working out back.
When I'm in Western Europe, I choose the kebab place based on the length of the men's beards and how little of the women's skin is showing. And the very best place I have even been to had that and a big poster showing the State of Palestine with all kinds of Arabic writing and an AK-47 :eek: :eek: ; the women's skin was literally the area of a pair of eyeglasses. o_O
 

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Twin Peaks? I'd never heard of that one before, lol.
Twin Peaks is a good place. It has a hunting lodge vibe and skimpy clothing. Of all the Hooters competitors, it seems to be the one that has done the best over the longest period of time.

Texas (and especially Dallas) seems to be the capital of the breastaurant. There are multiple breastaurant chains in the Dallas area and some one location only breastaurants in the Dallas area.

These breastaurants all try to find a way to differentiate. Ojos Locos is one with good differentiation because it is Hispanic themed. Only Hispanic women work there and most of the clientele is Hispanic. They also primarily show Latin American soccer games on the TV sets there. Ojos Locos is owned by the same group that owns Twin Peaks.

Hooters got a 2 decade headstart on most of its competitors, so that's why they still have a lead in number of locations. Hooters started in 1983 and Twin Peaks didn't start until 2005.
 

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I don’t have any near me. Even the nearest Hoots is a fair drive. But yeah I would if it was close by.
It's wild to think that because 5 breastaurant chains have locations in the Dallas area and there are 2 one location only breastaurants in the Dallas area. In Dallas-Fort Worth, someone doesn't have to go far to find one.
 
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I would but not for that reason.

In such places you would never find old women, families and kids which are the ones that piss off the most the waitresses and mess up with orders while being overall annoying.

Also at the supermarket I always join the queue with most adult men regardless the lenght, they usually start packing their stuff while the cashier scans it only to pay with credit card (or the correct cash amount they already prepared) without any small talk needed.
 

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Also at the supermarket I always join the queue with most adult men regardless the lenght, they usually start packing their stuff while the cashier scans it only to pay with credit card (or the correct cash amount they already prepared) without any small talk needed.
This was mentioned in a 1990s Simpsons episode.


I would but not for that reason.

In such places you would never find old women, families and kids which are the ones that piss off the most the waitresses and mess up with orders while being overall annoying.
I've heard that families with younger children occasionally go to breastaurants like Hooters and Twin Peaks. In my visits to breastaurants over the years, I have not seen families with younger children there. It's mostly men.
 

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This was mentioned in a 1990s Simpsons episode.




I've heard that families with younger children occasionally go to breastaurants like Hooters and Twin Peaks. In my visits to breastaurants over the years, I have not seen families with younger children there. It's mostly men.
The kids go to Raisins.

 

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This was mentioned in a 1990s Simpsons episode.




I've heard that families with younger children occasionally go to breastaurants like Hooters and Twin Peaks. In my visits to breastaurants over the years, I have not seen families with younger children there. It's mostly men.
Kids are wonderful creatures and we should do our best to make sure they are fine, protected and loved but they have no business in an adult mans resting time.

When you deal with kids you should try the hardest to be the best person you can and this by definition is the opposite of resting.

That's why everywhere and every time in history kids were womens business till they were old enough to understand logics and self control.

Now it's all messed up, men have to deal with them while they are too dumb to reason while women have control over them while they grow old enough to learn behaviours from adults.

Me personally I avoid kids and elders in my relax time.
 
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