"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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do you believe in star signs?

tony-montana

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sometimes i ask a girl her star sign and google the compatibility with mine.. usually turns out true. do you guys use this to determine if you should continue the pursue? because if you see that the compatibility isn't that great why bother?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sometimes it's interesting to read about signs, but it would still boil down on your DJ skills, don't take those things seriously...just read it for laughs
 

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uh... no? come on a man don't have time for star signs? he's gota places to go and people to meet. not saying you're not a man though. just don't give attention to those womanly bull sh!t
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alle_Gory

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So calling yourself Tony Montana, that's like a sarcastic joke right?
 

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On principle, I don't believe in this but in practice, I've known all too many women who are the very epitome of their sign and I'm afrain that I do demonstrate some of the stereotypical qualities (good and bad) of my own.

So who really knows?
 

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Yeah I don't read the horoscopes, but SO many women have said within minutes of meeting me: "You must be a Gemini."

I looked up the "characteristics" of a Gemini, and it's me to a Texas T. So who knows?

But don't give it too much credence.
 

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No, but I think its alright if you want to use that sort of thing as a conversational topic.

Women tend to eat that sort of nonsense up.
 

old married dude

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KontrollerX said:
No, but I think its alright if you want to use that sort of thing as a conversational topic.

Women tend to eat that sort of nonsense up.
Not really, but some chicks buy into that ****.

I'm capricorn & the supposed traits of that sign do sort of fit me.

Maybe that's why chicks who were into that crap ran hurriedly away from me when they found out my birthday. :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Alle_Gory said:
So calling yourself Tony Montana, that's like a sarcastic joke right?

"SAY HELLLLLLLLLLLO TO MY LITTLE HOROSCOPE"


Dude c'mon bro, you can't be serious!! You decide whether your going to puruse a girl based off her sign??? LOL

I will say that it is interesting that many of us to fit in to what our "sign" says about us, but to ever use that as the deciding factor of whether or not to pursue a girl is just plain out wacky and shows that your self confidence is lacking at best.

Your 25 bro, start livinig life and finding yourself, force yourself to be social and meet new people in general.



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