"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Do you believe CHRISTIAN girls?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Just like there are chicks who are attention wh0res and "party girls" and don't put out.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
As Iceberg said, there's a whole lot of difference.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
These chicks are MAD horny. While a small number of them claim to be chaste and "pure", the vast majority of them have had their share of d*cks. In fact these girls are actually easier than the the slvts who are open about their sexuality. In college they even have a term for these girls, they call them Bible slvuts. Don't buy into their crap. Escalate with them like you would with any girl. You'll find that these girls are often the freakiest lays you can get.YT827 said:
A few months ago, I was messing around with one of these "I love Jesus" types. Seriously, the first time I went for a kiss close, she rammed her tongue right down my throat and she fvcked like a wild animal.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
OFWHAP said:
Exactly. Which is why it's stupid to generalize. I can find Christan slvts who use their religion to hide their whorish activities. And I can't find party girls who act slvtty just to get attention, and rarely ever put out.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Some I believe, others I don't
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