"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Do you believe CHRISTIAN girls?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
Just like there are chicks who are attention wh0res and "party girls" and don't put out.
SandHawk
Master Don Juan
As Iceberg said, there's a whole lot of difference.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
These chicks are MAD horny. While a small number of them claim to be chaste and "pure", the vast majority of them have had their share of d*cks. In fact these girls are actually easier than the the slvts who are open about their sexuality. In college they even have a term for these girls, they call them Bible slvuts. Don't buy into their crap. Escalate with them like you would with any girl. You'll find that these girls are often the freakiest lays you can get.YT827 said:
A few months ago, I was messing around with one of these "I love Jesus" types. Seriously, the first time I went for a kiss close, she rammed her tongue right down my throat and she fvcked like a wild animal.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
OFWHAP said:
Exactly. Which is why it's stupid to generalize. I can find Christan slvts who use their religion to hide their whorish activities. And I can't find party girls who act slvtty just to get attention, and rarely ever put out.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Some I believe, others I don't
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