"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Do you always growl like that?"

marmel75

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Was at the gym doing deadlifts, which I ended up getting 405 lbs x 5 reps and was growling pretty good at the end....noticed a girl watching me for the last few reps and after I was done she taps me on my arm, I take off my headphones and she says

"Do you always growl like that?"

Being the smart @ss that I am my reply was:

"If you think that's growling, you should see what happens in the bedroom..."

She looked me up and down, smiled and walked away...

Thinking I probably should have added "Give me your number and maybe you'll get lucky and find out..." at the end of what I said...hahaha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Quiksilver

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hah, nice



you can get the number later


i only grunt on my important sets. i find it helps for focusing on not holding my breath, to keep the airway open.

dont really growl though, thats kinda funny
 
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