"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap
Ok Listen Up i was walking down da local park and see 3 men sitting down with a beautiful lady.
The lady looked down da guys were just trying to score points or sumthin they were mumbling or sumthin

so wot i did was i walked up to the girl and just looked her in her eyes and siad im here now come with me and took her hand
she smiled amazingly the guys were shocked 1 even had his mouth open

i took da girl for a romantic walk along da park and we held eye contact held hands
she was smiling all da way through.

i could tell that she just wanted to run away from those guyz workmates who need em:D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Im Kinda Good looking
But those guys Were at my level 2 in looks
hey if u were surround by beasts u will leave 2 right see i looked for signals

now i av her numba and can add her to my collection NEXT :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wot you shouldve done was made these people entertained.... wot a post though :)
 
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yeah an i be stillin ur chicks righ af'er u got done hand hanling and smilin ur nutz off and then i be ****in da broad oll nite mafa
 
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Originally posted by Ebach
yeah an i be stillin ur chicks righ af'er u got done hand hanling and smilin ur nutz off and then i be ****in da broad oll nite mafa
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what?
 
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took da girl for a romantic walk along da park and we held eye contact held hands
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Lol!

Ok, so you were holding hands and gazing into each others eyes as you walked. And let me guess, this park opened up onto a flowery meadow and you skipped through the daisies and rolled in the grass before she told you she loved you. Then you lay on your back and looked for shapes in the clouds and wished the moment would never end.

I've had dreams like this too. ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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O_O
I'm confused.
 
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Sounds like a fvcking fairytale.

I'm gonna try this tonight when i go to sleep.
 
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Originally posted by Dirtheart

Ok, so you were holding hands and gazing into each others eyes as you walked. And let me guess, this park opened up onto a flowery meadow and you skipped through the daisies and rolled in the grass before she told you she loved you. Then you lay on your back and looked for shapes in the clouds and wished the moment would never end.
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hhahaahahaahahhaahahaahahaahahahahaa. Yeah, this story just seems rediculous. If u did it, props for having the ballz. But the rest of it just seems real young. Sure you arent meant to be in the high school forum......................??

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Originally posted by StoneCold
Hey WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap
Ok Listen Up i was walking down da local park and see 3 men sitting down with a beautiful lady.
The lady looked down da guys were just trying to score points or sumthin they were mumbling or sumthin...
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I know this young man HAS to be from America. The men from other non-English speaking countries CAN SPELL BETTER!:eek:

However...took some serious guts to pull off this move!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Dirtheart
Lol!

Ok, so you were holding hands and gazing into each others eyes as you walked. And let me guess, this park opened up onto a flowery meadow and you skipped through the daisies and rolled in the grass before she told you she loved you. Then you lay on your back and looked for shapes in the clouds and wished the moment would never end.

I've had dreams like this too. ;)
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holy sh1t :D
 
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I have to admit this thread has really made me laugh, most of all because when I see the poster Stone Cold, I can't help picturing Stone Cold Steve Austin in this scenario.

Just thought I'd share that. :)
 
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I've had dreams like this too.
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My dreams usually involve me doing some random hot babe in a toilet pressed against the wall or some fun position like that. Very sexual.
 
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On the good ship, lollipop. Na na na, na na na na.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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