Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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StoneCold

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Hey WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap
Ok Listen Up i was walking down da local park and see 3 men sitting down with a beautiful lady.
The lady looked down da guys were just trying to score points or sumthin they were mumbling or sumthin

so wot i did was i walked up to the girl and just looked her in her eyes and siad im here now come with me and took her hand
she smiled amazingly the guys were shocked 1 even had his mouth open

i took da girl for a romantic walk along da park and we held eye contact held hands
she was smiling all da way through.

i could tell that she just wanted to run away from those guyz workmates who need em:D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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StoneCold

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Im Kinda Good looking
But those guys Were at my level 2 in looks
hey if u were surround by beasts u will leave 2 right see i looked for signals

now i av her numba and can add her to my collection NEXT :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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tactic

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wot you shouldve done was made these people entertained.... wot a post though :)
 

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yeah an i be stillin ur chicks righ af'er u got done hand hanling and smilin ur nutz off and then i be ****in da broad oll nite mafa
 

tactic

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Originally posted by Ebach
yeah an i be stillin ur chicks righ af'er u got done hand hanling and smilin ur nutz off and then i be ****in da broad oll nite mafa
what?
 

Dirtheart

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took da girl for a romantic walk along da park and we held eye contact held hands
Lol!

Ok, so you were holding hands and gazing into each others eyes as you walked. And let me guess, this park opened up onto a flowery meadow and you skipped through the daisies and rolled in the grass before she told you she loved you. Then you lay on your back and looked for shapes in the clouds and wished the moment would never end.

I've had dreams like this too. ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tactic

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O_O
I'm confused.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Sounds like a fvcking fairytale.

I'm gonna try this tonight when i go to sleep.
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by Dirtheart

Ok, so you were holding hands and gazing into each others eyes as you walked. And let me guess, this park opened up onto a flowery meadow and you skipped through the daisies and rolled in the grass before she told you she loved you. Then you lay on your back and looked for shapes in the clouds and wished the moment would never end.

hhahaahahaahahhaahahaahahaahahahahaa. Yeah, this story just seems rediculous. If u did it, props for having the ballz. But the rest of it just seems real young. Sure you arent meant to be in the high school forum......................??

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WaterTiger

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Originally posted by StoneCold
Hey WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZap
Ok Listen Up i was walking down da local park and see 3 men sitting down with a beautiful lady.
The lady looked down da guys were just trying to score points or sumthin they were mumbling or sumthin...
I know this young man HAS to be from America. The men from other non-English speaking countries CAN SPELL BETTER!:eek:

However...took some serious guts to pull off this move!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Krassus

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Originally posted by Dirtheart
Lol!

Ok, so you were holding hands and gazing into each others eyes as you walked. And let me guess, this park opened up onto a flowery meadow and you skipped through the daisies and rolled in the grass before she told you she loved you. Then you lay on your back and looked for shapes in the clouds and wished the moment would never end.

I've had dreams like this too. ;)
holy sh1t :D
 

Dirtheart

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I have to admit this thread has really made me laugh, most of all because when I see the poster Stone Cold, I can't help picturing Stone Cold Steve Austin in this scenario.

Just thought I'd share that. :)
 

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I've had dreams like this too.
My dreams usually involve me doing some random hot babe in a toilet pressed against the wall or some fun position like that. Very sexual.
 

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On the good ship, lollipop. Na na na, na na na na.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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