"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Do UFC fighter take steroids?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
His name is Vitor, you homosexual.I love Victor Belfort's body.
Silverback82
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Pride doesn't test
PeterNorthisawesome
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LOL ya.. Bob Sap would clearly fail the test! Steriods just helps you get bigger faster its' not like it'll make you a better fighter it all comes down to skill and conditioning. Look at WWE they're all jacked from steriods but they don't have any real skill cuz it's all acting.Silverback82 said:yeah they are tested but the testing is a joke, you would have to be a dumbass like Tim Sylvia or Josh Barnett to get caught
Pride doesn't test
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Why homosexual? Are you looking for some company, fàggot?Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:His name is Vitor, you homosexual.
Also, if you're taking steroids, your weight will fluctuate rapidly. That would affect weight classes. I'm assuming these guys take legal supplements like those found in GNC or something. Steroids, i'd be surprised if anyone did.
TheSplat
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Skel said:just like any other sport they are tested. still that doesent stop some. Shamrock for instance juices up where as TIto does not. Look who got his ass stomped on though
And you know for a FACT that Tito has never used anabolics? It's the same as any other sport, you just never know who's using and who's not. I've got a few buddies who are amateur MMA fighters and about half of them use, but it doesn't make them a better fighter or a worse fighter. For that matter it doesn't make them a better person or a worse person.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Silverback82
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maybe not fighting skills but they are very athleticPeterNorthisawesome said:Look at WWE they're all jacked from steriods but they don't have any real skill cuz it's all acting.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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Its ok man, I have nothing against you guys. Just stay away from my ass.Adone said:Why homosexual? Are you looking for some company, fàggot?
Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:Its ok man, I have nothing against you guys. Just stay away from my ass.
Ahahahah, and the award for "The Most Mature Guy On This Board" goes to... Phoenix of the asses!!!