"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do UFC fighter take steroids?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
His name is Vitor, you homosexual.I love Victor Belfort's body.
Silverback82
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Pride doesn't test
PeterNorthisawesome
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LOL ya.. Bob Sap would clearly fail the test! Steriods just helps you get bigger faster its' not like it'll make you a better fighter it all comes down to skill and conditioning. Look at WWE they're all jacked from steriods but they don't have any real skill cuz it's all acting.Silverback82 said:yeah they are tested but the testing is a joke, you would have to be a dumbass like Tim Sylvia or Josh Barnett to get caught
Pride doesn't test
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Why homosexual? Are you looking for some company, fàggot?Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:His name is Vitor, you homosexual.
Also, if you're taking steroids, your weight will fluctuate rapidly. That would affect weight classes. I'm assuming these guys take legal supplements like those found in GNC or something. Steroids, i'd be surprised if anyone did.
TheSplat
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Skel said:just like any other sport they are tested. still that doesent stop some. Shamrock for instance juices up where as TIto does not. Look who got his ass stomped on though
And you know for a FACT that Tito has never used anabolics? It's the same as any other sport, you just never know who's using and who's not. I've got a few buddies who are amateur MMA fighters and about half of them use, but it doesn't make them a better fighter or a worse fighter. For that matter it doesn't make them a better person or a worse person.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Silverback82
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maybe not fighting skills but they are very athleticPeterNorthisawesome said:Look at WWE they're all jacked from steriods but they don't have any real skill cuz it's all acting.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
Its ok man, I have nothing against you guys. Just stay away from my ass.Adone said:Why homosexual? Are you looking for some company, fàggot?
Phoenix_of_the_ashes said:Its ok man, I have nothing against you guys. Just stay away from my ass.
Ahahahah, and the award for "The Most Mature Guy On This Board" goes to... Phoenix of the asses!!!