"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do older guys really get opportunities for social life + debauchery like younger guys do?
- Thread starter Listen_to_Olly
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You seem to think my having your respect matters to me. Get a job, miss.
Based in the pics of the UGLY females you posted on here, you have horrible taste in women and pay trashy girls to have sex with you.
I'm glad I have standards. I could brag about banging a 20 year old HB 3 on sosuave but I have a little more class than that.
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EVEN if he is right though, not saying he is, this thread wasn't just about getting laid.
The thread was not about getting laid itself, it is about the things that surround getting laid. The parties, social circles, friends that want to help you get laid, and not having to do it all alone. Enjoying the debauchery with hot girls and some good friends instead of keeping it low-key and alone.
Dan Bilzerian is the only exception I know to this rule tbh.