"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Do men actually have sex with women that look like this?

MatureDJ

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I was looking at a website that seems to be for some weight-loss snake oil, and it got me thinking:

http://energyandfitnesshelp.com/goo...mation2/index.php?AFFID=22&C1=1145&C2=&CID=18

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I am just wondering if there are men that actually hit the BEFORE pics. (I think I could barely get it up for the AFTER pics. :p:p) I mean, are there men so sexually frustrated that so long as those grotesque bellies are above a crack, they would be able to get an erection and stick it in? I think that if my wife looked like that, I would only let her do fellatio with her back towards me.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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glass half full

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Yeah mine would shrivel up so bad I probably couldn't even urinate. I have seen some guys accept some nasty azz chicks, I couldn't do it. Not even in pitch darkness.
I don't believe in any of those snake oil fat loss remedies, after they've sold their first million bottles and those bottles are given up on half way through and just sit in the cabinet...then out comes another "empty weight-loss promise. I have a book called "F.U. Fat" that I highly recommend. Small paperback, no BS about it. Got it on Amazon as a recommendation.
 

zekko

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Funny thing is, some of the guys I know who have banged some of the most fine looking women are the same guys who banged some of these fat walruses. The main thing those guys are concerned with is that they have a hole to stick it into. They'll take the hottie if available, but if not they'll go ahead and bag the buffalo.

Then there are the fellows who just don't think they can do any better.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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