"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do men actually have sex with women that look like this?

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I was looking at a website that seems to be for some weight-loss snake oil, and it got me thinking:

http://energyandfitnesshelp.com/goo...mation2/index.php?AFFID=22&C1=1145&C2=&CID=18

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I am just wondering if there are men that actually hit the BEFORE pics. (I think I could barely get it up for the AFTER pics. :p:p) I mean, are there men so sexually frustrated that so long as those grotesque bellies are above a crack, they would be able to get an erection and stick it in? I think that if my wife looked like that, I would only let her do fellatio with her back towards me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yeah mine would shrivel up so bad I probably couldn't even urinate. I have seen some guys accept some nasty azz chicks, I couldn't do it. Not even in pitch darkness.
I don't believe in any of those snake oil fat loss remedies, after they've sold their first million bottles and those bottles are given up on half way through and just sit in the cabinet...then out comes another "empty weight-loss promise. I have a book called "F.U. Fat" that I highly recommend. Small paperback, no BS about it. Got it on Amazon as a recommendation.
 
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Funny thing is, some of the guys I know who have banged some of the most fine looking women are the same guys who banged some of these fat walruses. The main thing those guys are concerned with is that they have a hole to stick it into. They'll take the hottie if available, but if not they'll go ahead and bag the buffalo.

Then there are the fellows who just don't think they can do any better.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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