"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Tell them you got a dlck implant that will rock their world and once they feel the implant, they'll never go back to that regular dlck.

And to this, I wasted my 3400th post.
Yea a few times I've gotten drunk and started talking about it. One time got the interest of a really hot girl who works down town, but I haven't been going out much lately. Lost interest and too busy with other things.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LOL .. even if trolling .. only place you'll find a man openly talking about a penis implant -- on a site completely unrelated -- is on this forum
 

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Okay well I've never had any complaints. Last girl wanted to do it way more than me. I can't honestly go for 3 hours anyway. I get out of breath.

What are you referring to when you say "everything else?"
Sorry, I can't.... I'm a lady. Maybe someone else here can explain 'everything else' to you
 
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Sorry, I can't.... I'm a lady. Maybe someone else here can explain 'everything else' to you
But how would you know they are talking about the same thing you are?

Do you just mean eating out? That's easy. I only do it when I feel like it.

Btw, this is the strangest forum. It's an advice forum, yet 95% of the posts give no relevant advice at all. And when there is time to give actual advice, people don't want to give it.
 

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Sorry, I can't.... I'm a lady. Maybe someone else here can explain 'everything else' to you
LMAO...I'll try:

  • speed
  • angle
  • technique
  • position
  • tongue
  • fingers
  • passion
  • aggression
  • what you whisper in her ear before/as you are doing things
  • pulling her hair
  • spanking her ass(hard)
  • doing the above three things all at the same time
  • touching her so soft and gentle she can barely feel it and running your fingers all over her body like that
  • doing the same thing above with your tongue
  • licking her nipples and then blowing on them
  • licking/gently nibbling her cl!t
  • knowing how and when to do all of these things
You should fvck every time like it's your first time and pretending it's your last time all rolled into one. Passion, aggression, no holds barred.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LMAO...I'll try:

  • speed
  • angle
  • technique
  • position
  • tongue
  • fingers
  • passion
  • aggression
  • what you whisper in her ear before/as you are doing things
  • pulling her hair
  • spanking her ass(hard)
  • doing the above three things all at the same time
  • touching her so soft and gentle she can barely feel it and running your fingers all over her body like that
  • doing the same thing above with your tongue
  • licking her nipples and then blowing on them
  • licking/gently nibbling her cl!t
  • knowing how and when to do all of these things
You should fvck every time like it's your first time and pretending it's your last time all rolled into one. Passion, aggression, no holds barred.
All that seems extremely basic and tame.

Is that what you were talking about @sazc ?

Plus, I'm not sure I like them enough as people to be anything but selfish and I don't really care. One time I fvcked a girl in the mouth for 15 minutes and she loved it.

I'd be more likely to get into bondage stuff, but even that is boring to me now like it's child's play.
 

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I think taking them and fvcking them hard like a man, and talking sh1t to them, pulling their hair spanking them, etc. is the best kind of sex. Sometimes they orgasm, sometimes they don't, but girls LOVE feeling like they're being rocked from pure lust, and then laying their head on your chest after you've sexually ravaged them.
They also love all kinds of role-play (I will let peoples imaginations run wild on this one) that's my bread and butter...
 
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They also love all kinds of role-play (I will let peoples imaginations run wild on this one) that's my bread and butter...
I wish I could be as violent with girls as they are on sites like Facial Abuse. Not to confuse porno with reality, but that would be fun. I just haven't been able to get myself to do that. Especially if I've been talking to the girl as a person and gotten to know her.

For some reason, my fantasies (as well as porno habits) all revolve around extreme domination and blackmail.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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marmel75 went to the same god damn school as i did ....works first time everytime
 

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stringpuller brilliant point she was beautiful and i automatically went to town on her less beautiful and i would have just been on top for 20 mins
 

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breakfast in bed, always works!:p
 

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LMAO...I'll try:

  • speed
  • angle
  • technique
  • position
  • tongue
  • fingers
  • passion
  • aggression
  • what you whisper in her ear before/as you are doing things
  • pulling her hair
  • spanking her ass(hard)
  • doing the above three things all at the same time
  • touching her so soft and gentle she can barely feel it and running your fingers all over her body like that
  • doing the same thing above with your tongue
  • licking her nipples and then blowing on them
  • licking/gently nibbling her cl!t
  • knowing how and when to do all of these things
You should fvck every time like it's your first time and pretending it's your last time all rolled into one. Passion, aggression, no holds barred.
I would also add..
  • Constantly add new locations
  • Keep her thinking about sex by talking about it, or touching her (don't be an inappropriate douche!)
  • Try new positions
  • Toys
  • Cannibis
  • length should be varied (I do about a 1:1:5 quickie to 30 mins to marathon ratio)
  • ejaculate up your spine (google it)
  • Food
  • Restrain her
Long story short... If a woman completely trusts you, you should be able to do ANYTHING to her. The one exception is anal, cause some women are just not into it, no if, ands, or butts...

And I want to reiterate what @marmel75 said... many many (if not most) guys fail here. It takes a conscious effort to go full steam ahead every single time...

You should fvck every time like it's your first time and pretending it's your last time all rolled into one. Passion, aggression, no holds barred
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I would also add..
  • Constantly add new locations
  • Keep her thinking about sex by talking about it, or touching her (don't be an inappropriate douche!)
  • Try new positions
  • Toys
  • Cannibis
  • length should be varied (I do about a 1:1:5 quickie to 30 mins to marathon ratio)
  • ejaculate up your spine (google it)
  • Food
  • Restrain her
Long story short... If a woman completely trusts you, you should be able to do ANYTHING to her. The one exception is anal, cause some women are just not into it, no if, ands, or butts...

And I want to reiterate what @marmel75 said... many many (if not most) guys fail here. It takes a conscious effort to go full steam ahead every single time...

You should fvck every time like it's your first time and pretending it's your last time all rolled into one. Passion, aggression, no holds barred
I've never had to think about it in such detail and have always been told I'm good. They always want more. Usually more than I do.
 

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I would also add..
  • Constantly add new locations
  • Keep her thinking about sex by talking about it, or touching her (don't be an inappropriate douche!)
  • Try new positions
  • Toys
  • Cannibis
  • length should be varied (I do about a 1:1:5 quickie to 30 mins to marathon ratio)
  • ejaculate up your spine (google it)
  • Food
  • Restrain her
Long story short... If a woman completely trusts you, you should be able to do ANYTHING to her. The one exception is anal, cause some women are just not into it, no if, ands, or butts...

And I want to reiterate what @marmel75 said... many many (if not most) guys fail here. It takes a conscious effort to go full steam ahead every single time...

You should fvck every time like it's your first time and pretending it's your last time all rolled into one. Passion, aggression, no holds barred
Ive found chicks that arent into anal are a good measuring stick of how much they really like you...if you bring up you like anal, if she is into you a lot she will want to do because she wants to please you...i once had a woman who wasnt into it bring lube and tell me she wanted me to fvck her ass the next time we met up...thats when you know the chick really, really likes you
 
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