"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do girls really send txt messages by accident?

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Jaun_Don

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I just got this odd text from my roomate who is overseas, but the thing is it wasn't actually for me and I find it puzzling as to how she did this, I mean my first name is J and the message it was meant for his name starts with S, so how do you send a message for the S person to the J person?...

She needs a ride back from the airport but I just find it strange that the message was sent to me, more games?...**** it I'm moving out anyway.

Have you ever had this happen to you before?.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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it happened to me with a girl that was interested in me but to whom i wasnt paying attention for some weeks...


coincidence?

i dont think so
 
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I did it to somebody, it worked well but I now realize stupid games are for females.
 
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so do you think that she might have sent it too me on purpose?

I wonder about that, but I don't care...see I don't txt her anymore (well I had too today because I wasn't sure who had sent the message at first) and I have told her that I don't cause she only ever txts me when she wants something...to use my PC, a copy of a CD etc...but I am no fool.

I told my room mate and he said that is wierd....
 
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