"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Do chat up lines work?

cesar

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Well i made one up myself...this is how it works'

Basically the guy will hold his chest, and see a girl he fancies, calls her over...
and say,"Exuse me, can you help me?....Theres something wrong with my heart"...and get her hand and place it on your chest and say "its beating for you"...but you have to look into her eyes at all times.

Tell me what you think?????

If i go out on the pull' will it work??...cause am pretty sure chatting lines dont work, will this?

>> PLUS! do anybody know any good ones, which will make a girls heart melt?...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Vice

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Oh good ****ing Lord.

You're sick. SICK MAN, SICK!!!

You need help.
 

Groovy

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hahahahahahahaha.

hahahahahaha.








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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

haha

Man I don't know what to type next.

:D

lololol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GaryUranga

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that could only work if youre not being serious, by itself its ****

if youre usuing it to make fun of the guys who do it then its funny/could work

but yeah thats pretty crappy dude
 

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I agree wuth GaryUranga. It might work if its fun/playfull/sarcatic/c+f...

OPENERS works, 'pickup lines' don't.
 

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Ugh, all you guys didn't have to be so mean about it.

No, pick up lines are not a good idea.
 

playa99

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is the pope jewish??
no
no
no
chat up lines dont work
end of
 

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After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob... :p

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...) :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Davis_Dan said:
After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob... :p

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...) :crackup:
And then carefully place your penis in her vagina. This is known as sexual intercourse.
 

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After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob...

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...)
And then carefully place your penis in her vagina. This is known as sexual intercourse.


LMAO...I'M gonna ****ing do that tomorrow. That's the funniest **** i've heard on this site in a long time.
but i think after i put my hand on her...i'm going to add "This is Love." Otherwise the ..this is sex line won't make sense
 

eaglez1177

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^Aaahahahaha that would be soooo funny!
 
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