Do chat up lines work?

[cesar]

Well i made one up myself...this is how it works'

Basically the guy will hold his chest, and see a girl he fancies, calls her over...
and say,"Exuse me, can you help me?....Theres something wrong with my heart"...and get her hand and place it on your chest and say "its beating for you"...but you have to look into her eyes at all times.

Tell me what you think?????

If i go out on the pull' will it work??...cause am pretty sure chatting lines dont work, will this?

>> PLUS! do anybody know any good ones, which will make a girls heart melt?...

 

[Vice]

Oh good ****ing Lord.

You're sick. SICK MAN, SICK!!!

You need help.

 

[Groovy]

hahahahahahahaha.

hahahahahaha.








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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

haha

Man I don't know what to type next.



lololol

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Lol :crackup:

No . 99% of the time they dont work . Dont ever use pickup lines .

 

[Man Man]

This can't be serious.

 

[GaryUranga]

that could only work if youre not being serious, by itself its ****

if youre usuing it to make fun of the guys who do it then its funny/could work

but yeah thats pretty crappy dude

 

[SinJester]

I agree wuth GaryUranga. It might work if its fun/playfull/sarcatic/c+f...

OPENERS works, 'pickup lines' don't.

 

[2.0]

Ugh, all you guys didn't have to be so mean about it.

No, pick up lines are not a good idea.

 

[playa99]

is the pope jewish??
no
no
no
chat up lines dont work
end of

 

[Davis_Dan]

After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob...

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...) :crackup:

 

[sageproduct]

After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob...

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...) :crackup:

And then carefully place your penis in her vagina. This is known as sexual intercourse.

 

[jeffthechef]

After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob...

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...)
And then carefully place your penis in her vagina. This is known as sexual intercourse.


LMAO...I'M gonna ****ing do that tomorrow. That's the funniest **** i've heard on this site in a long time.
but i think after i put my hand on her...i'm going to add "This is Love." Otherwise the ..this is sex line won't make sense

 

[eaglez1177]

^Aaahahahaha that would be soooo funny!