"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Do chat up lines work?

cesar

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Well i made one up myself...this is how it works'

Basically the guy will hold his chest, and see a girl he fancies, calls her over...
and say,"Exuse me, can you help me?....Theres something wrong with my heart"...and get her hand and place it on your chest and say "its beating for you"...but you have to look into her eyes at all times.

Tell me what you think?????

If i go out on the pull' will it work??...cause am pretty sure chatting lines dont work, will this?

>> PLUS! do anybody know any good ones, which will make a girls heart melt?...
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Vice

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Oh good ****ing Lord.

You're sick. SICK MAN, SICK!!!

You need help.
 

Groovy

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hahahahahahahaha.

hahahahahaha.








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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

haha

Man I don't know what to type next.

:D

lololol
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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GaryUranga

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that could only work if youre not being serious, by itself its ****

if youre usuing it to make fun of the guys who do it then its funny/could work

but yeah thats pretty crappy dude
 

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I agree wuth GaryUranga. It might work if its fun/playfull/sarcatic/c+f...

OPENERS works, 'pickup lines' don't.
 

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Ugh, all you guys didn't have to be so mean about it.

No, pick up lines are not a good idea.
 

playa99

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is the pope jewish??
no
no
no
chat up lines dont work
end of
 

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After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob... :p

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...) :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Davis_Dan said:
After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob... :p

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...) :crackup:
And then carefully place your penis in her vagina. This is known as sexual intercourse.
 

jeffthechef

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After you put her hand on your chest and say "its beating for you" you can add (while lifting your hand) "let me see if yours is beating for me too" and then put your hand on her boob...

(Be prepared to receive a knee to your groin or at least a slap on your face...)
And then carefully place your penis in her vagina. This is known as sexual intercourse.


LMAO...I'M gonna ****ing do that tomorrow. That's the funniest **** i've heard on this site in a long time.
but i think after i put my hand on her...i'm going to add "This is Love." Otherwise the ..this is sex line won't make sense
 

eaglez1177

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^Aaahahahaha that would be soooo funny!
 
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