"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

DJ's have no feelings?!

N

neobrood

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 2, 2004
Messages
250
Reaction score
0
Location
toronto, canada
I think you have got enough practice at flirting... move onto single women now dude!
Click to expand...
... sure... if I FIND a single woman.

Most single women these days are the b!tches, the ugly//fat ones, and the weirdoes//psychoes. Theres alot of competition. Heck. Even the HB4 and HB5 have damn desperate AFC men chasing after em.

Just a few days ago, there was this new employee again. (HB4... 22 years old but looks 32) And of course guess what I do to new FEMALE employees... ... ... :cool:

After the shift, I observed her... and there was this guy who picked her up from work. they hugged and kissed. So its her boyfriend. In terms of looks, guy has the advantage over me... but damn I'm sure he IS afc. If he got looks like that, why does he settle for less? I swear that the guy is the type you'd expect to have a a supermodel gf.

and dude isn't that the muslim chick who is at your work? LOL she is married and flirting with you?!
Click to expand...
cuz she has afc husband. I met that guy and damn he is afc. I DONT TOUCH HER tho... I just do ****y and funny on her... :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

C

chicksrock

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 10, 2004
Messages
523
Reaction score
2
.. sure... if I FIND a single woman.

Most single women these days are the b!tches, the ugly//fat ones, and the weirdoes//psychoes. Theres alot of competition. Heck. Even the HB4 and HB5 have damn desperate AFC men chasing after em.


Fvck thats harsh... i guess i shouldn't be complaining so much about my town.

there are heaps of single women at my uni dude..
i think you should join a college..
or do some fvcked up course at community college or some sh!t like that .
 
N

neobrood

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 2, 2004
Messages
250
Reaction score
0
Location
toronto, canada
i think you should join a college..
or do some fvcked up course at community college or some sh!t like that .
Click to expand...
Yep. Just paid tuition for 1st semester in september.

And i hope... I HOPE... I will see single women in there. Cuz if I dont, I'd target even those with bf...

And I hope... I get surrounded by tons of AFC guys... less competition... haha... :)

====

btw man... in animation class, theres alot of WBAFC guys in there.

few number of women in there are HB4 (or lower) and the weirdoes//psychoes.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top