"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol, I saw a guy today wearing a shirt that said, "Girls are like video games. I never get tired of playing them." :crackup:

Heh, I've definitely got to get some shirts like that. Do you guys think wearing one when trying to game a HB would be a bad idea? lol

Anyway, there are so many funny shirts out there, has anyone seen any good ones like this?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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VegasGuy56 said:
lol, I saw a guy today wearing a shirt that said, "Girls are like video games. I never get tired of playing them." :crackup:

Heh, I've definitely got to get some shirts like that. Do you guys think wearing one when trying to game a HB would be a bad idea? lol

Anyway, there are so many funny shirts out there, has anyone seen any good ones like this?
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haha i WEAR THOSE SOMETIME!!! They are ****ing awsome man!! Chiks respect you more, and wearing that t-shirt makes em think that it is true to you, and you become a chalenge (CHIcK MAGNET:D)!! HMM u better buy the good ones
 
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^^ THis is a good one, I actually bought the shirt saying "Sorry for being SO ****ING SEXY" (NOt me but its funny)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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