"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol, I saw a guy today wearing a shirt that said, "Girls are like video games. I never get tired of playing them." :crackup:

Heh, I've definitely got to get some shirts like that. Do you guys think wearing one when trying to game a HB would be a bad idea? lol

Anyway, there are so many funny shirts out there, has anyone seen any good ones like this?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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VegasGuy56 said:
lol, I saw a guy today wearing a shirt that said, "Girls are like video games. I never get tired of playing them." :crackup:

Heh, I've definitely got to get some shirts like that. Do you guys think wearing one when trying to game a HB would be a bad idea? lol

Anyway, there are so many funny shirts out there, has anyone seen any good ones like this?
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haha i WEAR THOSE SOMETIME!!! They are ****ing awsome man!! Chiks respect you more, and wearing that t-shirt makes em think that it is true to you, and you become a chalenge (CHIcK MAGNET:D)!! HMM u better buy the good ones
 
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^^ THis is a good one, I actually bought the shirt saying "Sorry for being SO ****ING SEXY" (NOt me but its funny)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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