"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJ = Risky Life (fights & too much red bull and vodka almost killed me!)

chicksrock

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Yesterday nite at the club was the most craziest..

(RISK 1) I had mixed my drinks with way too much red bull.
I started to get heart palpitations....
I felt my heart was beating so fast that it will give up on me...

I could not sleep .... I was a wreck.... I don't know how I survived the night to post on this board today...

I will never drink red bull ever again....

(RISK 2) Was dancing with 2 HB's...this guy came up to me and was talking some sh!t and was annoying me and my HB.... I told him to "fvck off"....
The guy went PSYCHO.....he almost fvcked me up right there and then...luckily for me some other dudes blocked him from me and the HB's seperated him from me!

CONCLUSION = DJ life can be way too risky.....but that is the tradeoff for getting some chick action i suppose!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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squirrels

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I heard somewhere that there's some nasty synergism with Vodka and Red Bull...something like the alcohol doesn't allow you to realize how much the stimulants in Red Bull affect your heart, or it somehow dehydrates you, or something crazy like that. I stay away from it.
 

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Vodka and Red Bull is some crazy sh!t...
if you don't want to die...don't drink it...

I can't explain in words the trauma I felt last nite... :(
 

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Lol (sorry):D

Never drink redbull and sh*t like that, it's illegal in some western european countries, and I guess there are some good reasons for that.

Avoid all those strong "energy drinks", just too much chemical stuff in there.

Damn sometimes I thinks Americans are just too crazy, taking/drinking all those nasty specialty drinks and "supplements" and stuff...:rolleyes: :confused:
 
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