"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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H34T533K3R

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Hello all first post here, been a lurker for a while though. Seeking advice from experienced DJS!! thanks in advance

so im 24 & married and where i work there is an older woman, close to 40 also married, we openly talk about our lives and what not. so anyways this lady has the body of a godess, shes been pretty much working out since high school, I want to make a move on her but not sure how. we smile and joke with each other, ocasionaly tap each other or poke each other, anyways I complimented her told her she looked amazing and she seemed to like it.

My question is, whats a good way to either ask or see if she would be willing to start a little "fling". Just looking advice for how to approach her I guess. Please excuse the poor grammer. Any tips/advice appreciated. Thanks
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Sinistar

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Lock it (underage poster, seeking advice to wreck two marriages, probably a troll)
 

Ever onward

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Well dude why do you want to cheat? Are you unhappy with your marriage?
 

H34T533K3R

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lol im not trying to wreck marriages, of course i wont get caught. Anyways I thought DJ's were womanizers. Maybe i was wrong.

Honestly is cheating really frowned upon here? Its no big deal everyone does it. And I thought this forum was for help with women, not love/marriage counseling. Im planning on sticking with my girl regardless
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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H34T533K3R said:
lol im not trying to wreck marriages, of course i wont get caught. Anyways I thought DJ's were womanizers. Maybe i was wrong.

Honestly is cheating really frowned upon here? Its no big deal everyone does it. And I thought this forum was for help with women, not love/marriage counseling. Im planning on sticking with my girl regardless
Alright, I've gotta ask...
  1. If you want to cheat, why did you get married?
  2. Since you're married and plan on sticking with your "girl" (not "wife"), why do you want to cheat?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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L B

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You're an adult in an adult relationship. You took your marriage vows, honor it.
 

DJ1234

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H34T533K3R said:
lol im not trying to wreck marriages, of course i wont get caught. Anyways I thought DJ's were womanizers. Maybe i was wrong.

Honestly is cheating really frowned upon here? Its no big deal everyone does it. And I thought this forum was for help with women, not love/marriage counseling. Im planning on sticking with my girl regardless
:nono: Sorry but I think cheating is probably one of the worst things you can do esp. when you're married, and no not everyone does it.
I don't cheat...You know I hope you get caught and get a divorce then it screws up your life...
theres a reason why you get married and obviously you didn't get married for the right ones if you're just going to be a womanizer.
Exactly why did you get married anyway?
How would you feel if you're wife was thinking/doing the same as you're thinking of doing right now?...but fortunately I don't give a **** its your marriage and if tapping some old broad is worth Jeopardizing then go for it...
 

ValleyDJing

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DJ1234 said:
Exactly why did you get married anyway?
Thats the real question. You gave up a life of screwing different chicks every week, to having to listen to the same woman nag, day in and day out, and you get to give away half your stuff. Cool.
 

ValleyDJing

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DJ1234 said:
How would you feel if you're wife was thinking/doing the same as you're thinking of doing right now?

Newsflash dude...she probably already is.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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