"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dissapointed with kissing...

Iguana

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Hi guys, I'm a RAFC and I've just kissed 5 girls in my whole life.

But damn, just 2 of those girls I really enjoyed kissing. The other 3 I didn't enjoy at all, one of them hardly opened her mouth and the other 2 just like opened their mouth and starting moving their tongues like crazy lol.

I kissed this girl yesterday who's very hot and I always wanted to kiss her, but I went home very dissapointed...

Could it be that I'm the bad kissser? lol

Does this happens to you guys?

Iguana
Peace & Metal
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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FOL!!!

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I've had compliments on my kissing... But I have had one very very bad kissing girl in between the good kissing girls. She was only making circles and circles and circles and....sigh

I just kept playing my own game, biting a bit, kissing "the right way" and after enough kissing she started to adapt herself.

(I'm a RAFC myself, but that doesn't influence the answer I guess ;p)
 

lavalamp

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yeah actually some girls do kiss better than others and it can be pretty disappointing. i got some compliments on kissing, and if you didn't like the way kissing went, it's probably not your but her inabilility.
 

Sasha

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some girls can't kiss
others can't f_ck
I say, even if a girl can't kiss, f_ck her, maybe that's her field of expertise

:D
 
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