"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dissapointed with kissing...

Iguana

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Hi guys, I'm a RAFC and I've just kissed 5 girls in my whole life.

But damn, just 2 of those girls I really enjoyed kissing. The other 3 I didn't enjoy at all, one of them hardly opened her mouth and the other 2 just like opened their mouth and starting moving their tongues like crazy lol.

I kissed this girl yesterday who's very hot and I always wanted to kiss her, but I went home very dissapointed...

Could it be that I'm the bad kissser? lol

Does this happens to you guys?

Iguana
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FOL!!!

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I've had compliments on my kissing... But I have had one very very bad kissing girl in between the good kissing girls. She was only making circles and circles and circles and....sigh

I just kept playing my own game, biting a bit, kissing "the right way" and after enough kissing she started to adapt herself.

(I'm a RAFC myself, but that doesn't influence the answer I guess ;p)
 

lavalamp

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yeah actually some girls do kiss better than others and it can be pretty disappointing. i got some compliments on kissing, and if you didn't like the way kissing went, it's probably not your but her inabilility.
 

Sasha

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some girls can't kiss
others can't f_ck
I say, even if a girl can't kiss, f_ck her, maybe that's her field of expertise

:D
 
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