"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Disrespect? Stick around?

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So this 16yr old HB8 self mutilating hoe I'm dating for 2 weeks now is getting on my nerves. For example, today I was over her place and she had 2 friends come over and she pretty much ignored me while talking with her friends for 1 hour. While I'm sitting in the living room watching TV. Same goes for when her phone rings...

She doesn't ask me anything about myself and my life, rather she just goes on and on and on about her life. Some curiosity about me wouldn't go astray :mad:

I go over her place and her dad will answer the door saying she's not in then when I call her up on her cell phone she'll say "oh sorry cutie, I forgot to tell you I'm out tonight, call me tomorrow, ok? sorry"

Also she confessed that she does coke at parties sometimes, but doesn't like it that I smoke the ocassional bong because she "had a friend that died in a car crash after smoking weed" but oh no, coke is fine in her book. Marijuana is much worse then cocaine

:rolleyes: Now I'm not to sure if she knows she's being disrespectful or if she's just being a naive teen... Really, right now I'm just sticking around because I can hit that sweet putang pretty much whenever.(yes 16 is legal here) Should I tell her how's it getting on my nerves or just let the harmony flow and continue taking that sweet nectar?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Look I'm not going to rip you a new @sshole, I'm being 100% honest here.

This chick is wacked out, you said it yourself!! Girls like this aka attention w-hores, are only concerned with themselves!!! The whole world revolves around them and your just another object in her life. She honestly doesn't give a flyin' fuvk about you or the fact that you fuvk her all day and night. She's a cutter, a coke addict and she's sucking everyone's co-ck in the neighborhood. Bro this pu$$y ain't worth the trouble. I can already see that you are developing feelings for this girl and that's a big RED FLAG!!! She will sux the life outta of you if you try to bail ship on her and tell you extravegant things about how she wants to change and can't stand being the way she is. DON'T BELIEVE IT!! Grab your ballz, pack 'em up and go pitch a tent with a girl who has a brain that functions correctly because this 'ho was probably raped by her daddy and shiat on by her family.




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Dude, when her friends come over why don't you just leave? Why are you there? Same goes when she is on the phone - leave!! You should be setting the agenda and not waiting for her beck 'n' call!!

You know that she is screwing other dudes while you are ringing her door bell and acting dumbfounded when she is not there.

Never let a woman disrespect you once let alone 27 times!!!
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Dude, when her friends come over why don't you just leave? Why are you there? Same goes when she is on the phone - leave!! You should be setting the agenda and not waiting for her beck 'n' call!!

You know that she is screwing other dudes while you are ringing her door bell and acting dumbfounded when she is not there.

Never let a woman disrespect you once let alone 27 times!!!
27 times??? :D

Gotta love PRL, the man has more wisdom on fuvked up slvt bags than Hefner....



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I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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Thanks fellas, I got rid of this kock sucking coke head like a bad cold. I don't need this disrespect, especially from some 16yr old *****.:p
 

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Originally posted by Mr.Hash wid da Stash
So this 16yr old HB8 self mutilating hoe I'm dating..
I'll read the rest of this post in a minute, but I don't even need to. Read this line a few times. I mean REALLY read it and think about what it means. Then see if you really need to ask any more. :eek:
 
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