Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What about a faggot with an earring and a jet airplane?

Those little faggots will send their "Army" after anyone who plays that tune?

The world is shaking.
 

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That's because Canada is practically a socialist country.

More government is not the answer.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
That's because Canada is practically a socialist country.

More government is not the answer.
If it makes you feel any better, Harper has been sucking American d!ck lately and he's well on his way to changing that. We would have elected someone else but the rest are stupider than he is. Now it's all about those poor "corporations" and about how they need our help and etc.

Now I don't agree with this ruling either. If your feelings get hurt because someone says something you don't like then deal with it, don't go crying to momma government because you're a sensitive little prissy. I support the whole gay movement, I think it's a good thing that they're coming out of the closet, but they need to just STFU most of the time.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
That's because Canada is practically a socialist country.

More government is not the answer.
Huh? Nazi Germany was socialist. So was the Soviet Union. Homosexuality was illegal in those places. Try being gay in Russia these days. See how popular you are. Socialists tend to be VERY socially conservative. Socialism is, for the most part, a very conservative belief system. Socialist countries never accepted the counter culture movement of America. You think they had a feminist movement in Eastern Europe? Please.

America claims to be non-socialist, yet it is the most gay friendly place I have been to. To me, America is a place where big business dominates. No chance for a man to start a small company and have a nice life. Some big company will undercut him. Reason why all of you will end up working for the man!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Alle_Gory said:
If it makes you feel any better, Harper has been sucking American d!ck lately and he's well on his way to changing that. We would have elected someone else but the rest are stupider than he is. Now it's all about those poor "corporations" and about how they need our help and etc.

This is pure nonsense. You're still wet behind the ears and don't know how lucky you are. Harper's holding off all the faggots on the left that are determined to destroy Canada. You'll learn soon enough. If you're lucky.


Cheers!
 

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romangod said:
Harper's holding off all the faggots on the left that are determined to destroy Canada.
Like who? Jack Layton? He's just a schmuck. And Harper has his buddy Ignatieff on the "left".
 

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BigJimbo said:
Huh? Nazi Germany was socialist. So was the Soviet Union. Homosexuality was illegal in those places. Try being gay in Russia these days. See how popular you are. Socialists tend to be VERY socially conservative. Socialism is, for the most part, a very conservative belief system. Socialist countries never accepted the counter culture movement of America. You think they had a feminist movement in Eastern Europe? Please.

America claims to be non-socialist, yet it is the most gay friendly place I have been to. To me, America is a place where big business dominates. No chance for a man to start a small company and have a nice life. Some big company will undercut him. Reason why all of you will end up working for the man!
You're contradicting yourself.

P.S. Nazi Germany while having some socialist programs, was truly a nationalistic/right wing fascist country, hence the whole Aryan race ideology.
 
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