"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What about a faggot with an earring and a jet airplane?

Those little faggots will send their "Army" after anyone who plays that tune?

The world is shaking.
 

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That's because Canada is practically a socialist country.

More government is not the answer.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
That's because Canada is practically a socialist country.

More government is not the answer.
If it makes you feel any better, Harper has been sucking American d!ck lately and he's well on his way to changing that. We would have elected someone else but the rest are stupider than he is. Now it's all about those poor "corporations" and about how they need our help and etc.

Now I don't agree with this ruling either. If your feelings get hurt because someone says something you don't like then deal with it, don't go crying to momma government because you're a sensitive little prissy. I support the whole gay movement, I think it's a good thing that they're coming out of the closet, but they need to just STFU most of the time.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
That's because Canada is practically a socialist country.

More government is not the answer.
Huh? Nazi Germany was socialist. So was the Soviet Union. Homosexuality was illegal in those places. Try being gay in Russia these days. See how popular you are. Socialists tend to be VERY socially conservative. Socialism is, for the most part, a very conservative belief system. Socialist countries never accepted the counter culture movement of America. You think they had a feminist movement in Eastern Europe? Please.

America claims to be non-socialist, yet it is the most gay friendly place I have been to. To me, America is a place where big business dominates. No chance for a man to start a small company and have a nice life. Some big company will undercut him. Reason why all of you will end up working for the man!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Alle_Gory said:
If it makes you feel any better, Harper has been sucking American d!ck lately and he's well on his way to changing that. We would have elected someone else but the rest are stupider than he is. Now it's all about those poor "corporations" and about how they need our help and etc.

This is pure nonsense. You're still wet behind the ears and don't know how lucky you are. Harper's holding off all the faggots on the left that are determined to destroy Canada. You'll learn soon enough. If you're lucky.


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romangod said:
Harper's holding off all the faggots on the left that are determined to destroy Canada.
Like who? Jack Layton? He's just a schmuck. And Harper has his buddy Ignatieff on the "left".
 

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BigJimbo said:
Huh? Nazi Germany was socialist. So was the Soviet Union. Homosexuality was illegal in those places. Try being gay in Russia these days. See how popular you are. Socialists tend to be VERY socially conservative. Socialism is, for the most part, a very conservative belief system. Socialist countries never accepted the counter culture movement of America. You think they had a feminist movement in Eastern Europe? Please.

America claims to be non-socialist, yet it is the most gay friendly place I have been to. To me, America is a place where big business dominates. No chance for a man to start a small company and have a nice life. Some big company will undercut him. Reason why all of you will end up working for the man!
You're contradicting yourself.

P.S. Nazi Germany while having some socialist programs, was truly a nationalistic/right wing fascist country, hence the whole Aryan race ideology.
 
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