"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dik Piks?

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As much as I'm into statistics, percentiles and photographs, I don't get the whole D!ck Pic thing. (Don't worry, I won't post any here).

Do guys think they can randomly send a lewd photo (that could get them fired one day) to women and the women will be turned on?

Do guys think when girls ask for dik piks, it's not to extort something someday?

I have never sent one and can't imagine they are effective.

 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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a girl I know showed me what this guy sent.

Nice torso, but d1ck was nothing to brag about.

I mean, I am sadly very average, but d1ck p1cks are for guys packing 8 inches and above. Otherwise, there is no value to doing it.
Everyone use flattering angle so a 5" looks 8"
 

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97% of diks are less than a legit 8".
Yes, surprisingly, according to howlongismyshlong.com, 8.5 inches is 99.9 percentile.

Size matters. You can mechanically force her to orgasm by touching her ****oris, and also if you are the biggest they ever had, you take the last inch of her virginity.
 

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I'm 6'5" tall, and 8.5" and my last girl was 5 feet tall. Somehow when we had sex in missionary we were exactly face to face.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'm 7" and thick, grower not a shower, was always scared when younger hence losing my v at 18 rather than the 16-17 than my looks and opportunity provided.

The more I used it, the more I realised it was better than ordinary. I send dp's after chat/rapport has been built, so they know what they are getting. I appreciate other dudes may want to just spring it on them. Even at my size I hurt girls and can't fully ram sometimes.

Don't get me wrong I don't want smaller, my chick even frown at me saying I'd want it bigger, but smaller dudes don't worry too much because they feel it all/easily pleased imo.
 

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I've never understood the dik pik phenomenon. The guys who do this must be the guys who think that men possess beauty like women do, so they think
they can excite girls by displaying their parts.

I don't know how many times I've been watching a movie with some girl, and there's a nude scene, and she'll say something like "Why don't they ever show diks? They always show boobs". But a penis is more analogous to a vagina, not to boobs. A man has no analogy to boobs.

Yes, surprisingly, according to howlongismyshlong.com, 8.5 inches is 99.9 percentile.
Lol. You've got to use Randy's formula from South Park to determine penis size, I guess.
 

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Porn is the NBA of c0cks. In the NBA the average height is 6'7". In the real world the average height is about 5'9". Almost a foot of difference. The larger c0cks in porn are 8-9" in length. Usually the guys have at least 7" of length. But remember this is the NBA of c0cks...
 
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