"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dik Piks?

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As much as I'm into statistics, percentiles and photographs, I don't get the whole D!ck Pic thing. (Don't worry, I won't post any here).

Do guys think they can randomly send a lewd photo (that could get them fired one day) to women and the women will be turned on?

Do guys think when girls ask for dik piks, it's not to extort something someday?

I have never sent one and can't imagine they are effective.

 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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a girl I know showed me what this guy sent.

Nice torso, but d1ck was nothing to brag about.

I mean, I am sadly very average, but d1ck p1cks are for guys packing 8 inches and above. Otherwise, there is no value to doing it.
Everyone use flattering angle so a 5" looks 8"
 

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97% of diks are less than a legit 8".
Yes, surprisingly, according to howlongismyshlong.com, 8.5 inches is 99.9 percentile.

Size matters. You can mechanically force her to orgasm by touching her ****oris, and also if you are the biggest they ever had, you take the last inch of her virginity.
 

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I'm 6'5" tall, and 8.5" and my last girl was 5 feet tall. Somehow when we had sex in missionary we were exactly face to face.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm 7" and thick, grower not a shower, was always scared when younger hence losing my v at 18 rather than the 16-17 than my looks and opportunity provided.

The more I used it, the more I realised it was better than ordinary. I send dp's after chat/rapport has been built, so they know what they are getting. I appreciate other dudes may want to just spring it on them. Even at my size I hurt girls and can't fully ram sometimes.

Don't get me wrong I don't want smaller, my chick even frown at me saying I'd want it bigger, but smaller dudes don't worry too much because they feel it all/easily pleased imo.
 

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I've never understood the dik pik phenomenon. The guys who do this must be the guys who think that men possess beauty like women do, so they think
they can excite girls by displaying their parts.

I don't know how many times I've been watching a movie with some girl, and there's a nude scene, and she'll say something like "Why don't they ever show diks? They always show boobs". But a penis is more analogous to a vagina, not to boobs. A man has no analogy to boobs.

Yes, surprisingly, according to howlongismyshlong.com, 8.5 inches is 99.9 percentile.
Lol. You've got to use Randy's formula from South Park to determine penis size, I guess.
 

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Porn is the NBA of c0cks. In the NBA the average height is 6'7". In the real world the average height is about 5'9". Almost a foot of difference. The larger c0cks in porn are 8-9" in length. Usually the guys have at least 7" of length. But remember this is the NBA of c0cks...
 
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