"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Diet Help

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Can someone give me a diet sample, i can follow taking into consideration i go to school. I dont eat eggs,tuna,salmon, or cottage cheese which makes it hard. I do eat ALOT of vegies and fruit. SO please give me an idea of diet, while im trying to cut and lose 10 kilos, then bulk, atm i have no muscle so im not worried about losing it, so please guys, some ideas would be great. My mum can also get me tablets and vitamins if u think they are necesary. Thanks guys, please help me out with my diet..
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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All I know is that when you're ready to bulk, take in heaps of;

Peanut butter
Chicken Breast
Potatoes
Pasta
Rice

Simple!! Go nuts with the peanut butter, its an excellent bulking food. Most gym rats, myself included, take a multivitamin. I also take Zinc/Magnesium complex and Vitamin C.
 

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I dont eat eggs,tuna,salmon, or cottage cheese which makes it hard.
You either suck it up like a man and eat stuff that's good for you, or you don't go on a diet. It's that fukkin simple.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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heh... the whole point of what I said, is you can't say "I wanna lose weight, but I only wanna eat pizza and drink soda."

You have to have the ability to go through stuff you don't like and eat stuff based on the nutritional value, rather than the taste. Cottage cheese and eggs are good, but you'll have to eat more than if you ate tuna or salmon. For example, for a cup of cottage cheese, you'd only need like a half cup of tuna, and there's less fat in the tuna. Etc.
 

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lol, is there any way to take the smell away of the tuna :>
It SMELLS LIKE ****ING **** :>
i hope it tastes better than it smells, can someone tell me if it does :>
Anyway i tend to go by smell's which i KNOW is bad.. but yer some ideas on tastes of tuna and salmon would be good I HATE MAYONAISE !
 

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Tuna rocks! I love it straight from the can... but maybe try one of the flavoured varieties, theres a bucketload of em.
 
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