This girl and I get along really well, we really jive, and when I was talking to her on AIM the other night I was feeling particularly michevious. Background: She has a nasty habit of slapping me for things which i've made clear i'm NOT okay with, I just got a really nice movie theatre type thing set up in my room:
HER: and we'll all be coming to your room to watch movies. actually, that would be cool- donnie darko or something on a huge screen...
ME: but of course. im still setting everything up proper
HER : i know. i wasn't begging an invite or anything. it's just cool
ME: well you're still invited ;-)
ME: as long as you promise not to hit me, which you have a nasty habit of doing.
HER: i only do it when you deserve it
ME: well then consider the invite rescinded!
HER: so all you have to do is stop provoking me. i'm not usually a violent person
HER: ouch. that hurt :-(
ME: is your witty reparte' not quick enough to come back with anything but violence?
HER: well, sometimes you're so infuriating that i just can't think fast enough. and a smack is sometimes a lot more satisfactory, honestly. :-D
ME: :grin:
ME: kinky.
HER: see- how should i respond to that?? you are really getting good at figuring out what buttons to push. no one else here has caught on as fast as you have.
ME: well i'm flattered, sweetie. i gotta run. i'll catch ya later!
->and then I left to go buy Halo 2
I'm gonna copy the conversation again and insert my comments. Let me know if you think my assesment is accurate.
HER: and we'll all be coming to your room to watch movies. actually, that would be cool- donnie darko or something on a huge screen...
-->That sounds hot. I wanna come over.
ME: but of course. im still setting everything up proper
-->I want her to come over, just not right now. I can wait.
HER : i know. i wasn't begging an invite or anything. it's just cool
-->I dont want to seem to eager, but i dont want to turn down his offer!
ME: well you're still invited ;-)
ME: as long as you promise not to hit me, which you have a nasty habit of doing.
-->Well, she's still coming over since i want her to. But she's gonna come over on my terms and play by my rules!
HER: i only do it when you deserve it
-->I'm gonna qualify him now. Is he man enough to stand up to me?
ME: well then consider the invite rescinded!
--> You bet your ass I am. And guess what? I can just walk right away from her.
HER: so all you have to do is stop provoking me. i'm not usually a violent person
HER: ouch. that hurt :-(
-->I'm gonna keep trying to blame and qualify him until I read his response, which puts me in my place. Ouch. That hurt
ME: is your witty reparte' not quick enough to come back with anything but violence?
--> Now I'm going to bust on her for it!
HER: well, sometimes you're so infuriating that i just can't think fast enough. and a smack is sometimes a lot more satisfactory, honestly. :-D
-->I need to justify myself now that he wont take my crap anymore!
ME: :grin:
ME: kinky.
--> That was too easy. Way to set me up.
HER: see- how should i respond to that?? you are really getting good at figuring out what buttons to push. no one else here has caught on as fast as you have.
-->He's got me totally under his control. I can't believe this ****! Noone else that I've met at school has figured out how to turn me on so fast.
ME: well i'm flattered, sweetie. i gotta run. i'll catch ya later!
-->Woot. I win.
Maybe i'm being too generous with myself. What do y'all make of this little gem?
--Kel
HER: and we'll all be coming to your room to watch movies. actually, that would be cool- donnie darko or something on a huge screen...
ME: but of course. im still setting everything up proper
HER : i know. i wasn't begging an invite or anything. it's just cool
ME: well you're still invited ;-)
ME: as long as you promise not to hit me, which you have a nasty habit of doing.
HER: i only do it when you deserve it
ME: well then consider the invite rescinded!
HER: so all you have to do is stop provoking me. i'm not usually a violent person
HER: ouch. that hurt :-(
ME: is your witty reparte' not quick enough to come back with anything but violence?
HER: well, sometimes you're so infuriating that i just can't think fast enough. and a smack is sometimes a lot more satisfactory, honestly. :-D
ME: :grin:
ME: kinky.
HER: see- how should i respond to that?? you are really getting good at figuring out what buttons to push. no one else here has caught on as fast as you have.
ME: well i'm flattered, sweetie. i gotta run. i'll catch ya later!
->and then I left to go buy Halo 2
I'm gonna copy the conversation again and insert my comments. Let me know if you think my assesment is accurate.
HER: and we'll all be coming to your room to watch movies. actually, that would be cool- donnie darko or something on a huge screen...
-->That sounds hot. I wanna come over.
ME: but of course. im still setting everything up proper
-->I want her to come over, just not right now. I can wait.
HER : i know. i wasn't begging an invite or anything. it's just cool
-->I dont want to seem to eager, but i dont want to turn down his offer!
ME: well you're still invited ;-)
ME: as long as you promise not to hit me, which you have a nasty habit of doing.
-->Well, she's still coming over since i want her to. But she's gonna come over on my terms and play by my rules!
HER: i only do it when you deserve it
-->I'm gonna qualify him now. Is he man enough to stand up to me?
ME: well then consider the invite rescinded!
--> You bet your ass I am. And guess what? I can just walk right away from her.
HER: so all you have to do is stop provoking me. i'm not usually a violent person
HER: ouch. that hurt :-(
-->I'm gonna keep trying to blame and qualify him until I read his response, which puts me in my place. Ouch. That hurt
ME: is your witty reparte' not quick enough to come back with anything but violence?
--> Now I'm going to bust on her for it!
HER: well, sometimes you're so infuriating that i just can't think fast enough. and a smack is sometimes a lot more satisfactory, honestly. :-D
-->I need to justify myself now that he wont take my crap anymore!
ME: :grin:
ME: kinky.
--> That was too easy. Way to set me up.
HER: see- how should i respond to that?? you are really getting good at figuring out what buttons to push. no one else here has caught on as fast as you have.
-->He's got me totally under his control. I can't believe this ****! Noone else that I've met at school has figured out how to turn me on so fast.
ME: well i'm flattered, sweetie. i gotta run. i'll catch ya later!
-->Woot. I win.
Maybe i'm being too generous with myself. What do y'all make of this little gem?
--Kel