"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Did I just make a dumb decision? [money, car]

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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@Scaramouche: Those details are none of your business. Case closed.

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You: I need help I think I made some dumb investments and I feel bad.
Me: What investments?
You: I can't tell you?
Me: Huh???
 
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WTF!?!?! That's how I feel about suspens whole thread? He wants questions answered, but to answer questions some details need to be given to see if the investments were wise, but no details are being provided. The whole rental thing just sounds weired as hell. As for the car, sure, if you dropped that much money and got your self a rang rover then you did awesome, if it was a 1980's Ford Pinto, then no, that was not awesome. That whole 20% return deal at a bank?? Lol, wtf? Why would a bank do that? Most can't even charge 20% for any of their loans they give peope, why would they pay you 20% for your $60,000+ dollars when they have millions? If all of what you said was true and you got a range rover or the likes in the deal, then YES, you did awesome.
 
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Suspens said:
20% interest rate is nothing when compared to inflation rate.
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You either live in some terrible 3rd world country, or don't know what you're talking about. Well, I guess both could be true.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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LoL where did these toxic losers emerge from
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You either live in some terrible 3rd world country, or don't know what you're talking about. Well, I guess both could be true.
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Well at least I'm not a mongol hun, Yewki san.
 
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