"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Did I go a bit over the top?

Sgthaytham

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We were texting last night.

She told me she was really tired after revising all day for an exam and she said “I’m dreaming of sleeping in bed ”. I quickly told her “with me ;)” and she said “Ooh you naughty boy” with a lol emoticon and a (possibly embarrassed) one.

Was she embarrassed or does she have the hots for me too?

I told her my bed was big enough for us both and she replied “hmm it’s going to be hard to fit our 2 butts in it”
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TheGambino

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We were texting last night.

She told me she was really tired after revising all day for an exam and she said “I’m dreaming of sleeping in bed ”. I quickly told her “with me ;)” and she said “Ooh you naughty boy” with a lol emoticon and a (possibly embarrassed) one.

Was she embarrassed or does she have the hots for me too?

I told her my bed was big enough for us both and she replied “hmm it’s going to be hard to fit our 2 butts in it”
Shes probably dtf, ask her to grab drinks and go along in person.
 

jaymbrs

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It's def a good sign to get a “Ooh you naughty boy” response but her 2nd reply is basically telling you to slow down a bit. I think a couple of drinks in her will lead to her making a bad (good) decision.
 
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