"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Did I go a bit over the top?

Sgthaytham

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We were texting last night.

She told me she was really tired after revising all day for an exam and she said “I’m dreaming of sleeping in bed ”. I quickly told her “with me ;)” and she said “Ooh you naughty boy” with a lol emoticon and a (possibly embarrassed) one.

Was she embarrassed or does she have the hots for me too?

I told her my bed was big enough for us both and she replied “hmm it’s going to be hard to fit our 2 butts in it”
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheGambino

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We were texting last night.

She told me she was really tired after revising all day for an exam and she said “I’m dreaming of sleeping in bed ”. I quickly told her “with me ;)” and she said “Ooh you naughty boy” with a lol emoticon and a (possibly embarrassed) one.

Was she embarrassed or does she have the hots for me too?

I told her my bed was big enough for us both and she replied “hmm it’s going to be hard to fit our 2 butts in it”
Shes probably dtf, ask her to grab drinks and go along in person.
 

jaymbrs

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It's def a good sign to get a “Ooh you naughty boy” response but her 2nd reply is basically telling you to slow down a bit. I think a couple of drinks in her will lead to her making a bad (good) decision.
 
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