"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CanuckinSK

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Been conversing a bit with a woman I met on-line. My first contact was C&F and she responded very well in her e-mail (lots of LOL).

Tried a little more C&F in the next e-mail, and gave her my e-mail and phone # (didn't ask for hers). Received a response (which was friendly) saying she was too tired to talk more (she sent it at 3 am) but if I wanted to chat with her I could contact her. "******* at someplace where it's warm, if you get my drift".

The quotation is her comment, verbatim. I ASSUME 'someplace warm' would be Hotmail.com. Why would she give me her e-mail address in a bloody code? Testing my intelligence? She obviously seems to be playing it pretty cool... I really don't want to fVck this up, she's a very HB.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Phyzzle

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When you post your e-mail on an online forum, like here, webcrawlers pick it up and put it on spam lists.

Even "private" messages on match.com are surely scanned by match for email addys to be harvested and sold to the highest bidder, the lowest bidder, and every other bidder.

Welcome to the internet.
 

KontrollerX

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You meet her on some dating site or Myspace or something?
 
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