"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SinisterOne

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Is it possible to lose as much as 15 pounds in 2 days due to diarrhea? Someone told me this happened to him.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tiguere

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That's extreme dehydration. Potentially dangerous .
 
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greg2

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townhouses suk

SinisterOne said:
Is it possible to lose as much as 15 pounds in 2 days due to diarrhea? Someone told me this happened to him.
pepul get diaria in townhouses
fuk townhouses
 

blinkwatt101

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There are a ton of factors that go into losing/gaining weights. Water,food,bathroom trips,blood flow and so on. I've had a BB friend who lost 10 pounds over the course of 1 week of being really sick so 15 is pretty far fetched.
 

Fuglydude

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Definitely possible... You do however, risk electrolyte disturbances/dehydrations that have the potential to become life threatening if life untreated. Should definitely get to the hospital if you have that kind of diarrhea.

Cholera, Camylobacter spp., Rotavirus (more so in kids), entertoxigenic E. coli can all cause serious diarrhea.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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