"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Diablo!!!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cesare Cardinali

Cesare Cardinali

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Hey dude,

You should post your lame jokes in the "anything else" forum. Not in the discussion forum where they should be either moved or shut down by a mod. Similarly, your complaints should go in the "suggestions and feedback forum".

Cheers,

Cesare Cardinali
 
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diablo

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So what you're saying is that you're spamming the forum with useless joke threads? There's enough of these type of threads by people actually being serious about it without having the need for more of the same from people who aren't.



PS - I'm sober.

PPS - There's this nifty feature called "Private Messaging". You can use it to send a message to a specific person instead of having to make a thread with their name and then the message, thereby cluttering the forum even further... :rolleyes:
 
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