"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Diablo!!!

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Cesare Cardinali

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Hey dude,

You should post your lame jokes in the "anything else" forum. Not in the discussion forum where they should be either moved or shut down by a mod. Similarly, your complaints should go in the "suggestions and feedback forum".

Cheers,

Cesare Cardinali
 

diablo

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So what you're saying is that you're spamming the forum with useless joke threads? There's enough of these type of threads by people actually being serious about it without having the need for more of the same from people who aren't.



PS - I'm sober.

PPS - There's this nifty feature called "Private Messaging". You can use it to send a message to a specific person instead of having to make a thread with their name and then the message, thereby cluttering the forum even further... :rolleyes:
 
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