Smooth Player 056
Master Don Juan
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- Jul 6, 2005
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Clooney I agree.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
So what are you saying dude? Does Diablo suck or not?grinder said:Blast it all! I thought I logged into the pvussy-gittin forum, not some financial network, not a X-box 360 vs Playstation 3 forum, and certainly not a “George Bush’s eyes are too close together so he’s a retard..” forum.
I am quite surprised that ENTIRE SECTIONS of this forum are not just expunged, like so many super-models’ breakfasts.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
NOT.Francisco d'Anconia said:So what are you saying dude? Does Diablo suck or not?![]()
How old are you? I think your talking about the Don Juan Discussion.grinder said:Blast it all! I thought I logged into the pvussy-gittin forum, not some financial network, not a X-box 360 vs Playstation 3 forum, and certainly not a “George Bush’s eyes are too close together so he’s a retard..” forum.
I am quite surprised that ENTIRE SECTIONS of this forum are not just expunged, like so many super-models’ breakfasts.
actually, I haven't checked out mystery method, and don't intend to. In defense of Diablo, I haven't ever seen him post an illogical or overreacted post, and I have been with this site for a fair amount of time (although of late I have not checked in at all). I respect him. I am not a$$kissing right now, but just stating some truth. Besides, even if Diablo was perfect, he will always have someone to detract from him, as do all authorities.Carlos Xuma said:Diablo is the reason everyone left sosuave for mystery method